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| Ok so I'm not sure if you heard this story but on tuesday film director John Roecker (who i think directed MI:3) wore a shirt. This shirt created quite an uproar from a fellow co-worker in the entertainment industry, Jenna Elfman (Dharma and Greg).
Here is the shirt he wore and below will be the confrontation between these two...

In case you can't tell, the face on the left is Tom Cruise and the face on the right is John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever.
So Jenna went up to John and was extremely upset that he was wearing this t-shirt. She repeated asked him "What crimes have you committed?" and then asked him "Have you raped a baby?" They also had someone with them who they continually told to cover his ears when they made references to Xenu, who is some alien or something like that.
For anyone interested... we are going to make 4 dozen of these shirts and sell them at a low cost. Please email me and let me know if you want one. Praise L. Ron Hubbard and the religion he created to avoid taxes!!! | | |
| Do you ever get the feeling that you are simply treading water in the game of life? Recently I've been thinking about buying a condo. Unfortunately, prices are so rediculous that it's pretty much impossible to get anything of quality for a somewhat reasonable price. If I lived in any other state, with the money I make, I could buy a fatty 3-4 bedroom house by myself. I hate paying rent. It's such a waste of money. Maybe I'll win the lottery soon and be able to live comfortably. Probably not....
I'm flipping channels on tv right now and came across ESPN2 and the trickshot bowling tournament is on. Seriously, how many types of trick shots can you really do in bowling? The ones I saw in the replays were: bowling with a towel where you wrap the ball completely in a towel and hold the edges of the towel to throw it down the lane to get a strike, bowling the ball but releasing it on your off foot, and they set up a ramp in the lane and bowled the ball up the ramp to pick up a strike. Not very exciting stuff. Pool trickshot is pretty sweet.
BTW, I apologize for the picture posted on my last post. That's pretty nasty | | |
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| "I don't know how steroids got into my body."
So today I'm sitting at home watching the Angels/Dodgers game and right in the middle of someone's at bat, Fox switches to the Giants/A's game as Barry Bonds steps to the plate. My first thought is; "damnit, I have to watch this asshole not hit a home run AGAIN!" So, in his first at bat in the game, I think he has a 1-2 count and gets a hanging breaking ball right over the plate and Bonds proceeds to crush it over the right center wall. This home run has importance because it makes him tied with Babe Ruth for 2nd all time in home runs. This is an abomination for the game of baseball. Not only has this man knowingly taken steroids, but he did it to set the record for most home runs in a season, 73. but now he's tied for 2nd all time. I hope beyone hope that he never passes Hank Aaron for the alltime leader. I might have to kill myself if he does. How can a cheater and a liar be heralded as such an amazing baseball player. I hate Barry Bonds.
Please compare the following pictures:
Pre-Steriods

Post Steroids
 
The man has no neck!!!!!
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| If you get a chance... d/l my currently listening too. "This song is freakin sweet" - Peter Griffin. I can't pull it up on the currently listening thingy. It's Led Zepplin and the Album is Led Zepplin IV and the song title is When the Levy Breaks. There is another song I'm diggin right now but i can't think of the title and I'm not sure which Zepplin album it's on. This is the album art for IV

New Exciting Feelings:
Do you ever get the feeling when you are truly anticipating something or you feel something really good is going to happen to you and all you can focus on is that one thing in your mind? Maybe you've experienced this thing before but for some reason this time around, you are so much more excited about it? Well, I'm definitely in this boat right now. Not for one reason, but for two. The first thing I can't get off my mind is I'm going to Europe in 62 days. SWEEET!! The second thing I can't get off my mind is this girl that I met last week. Now, I don't want to jump the gun or anything but I am totally excited about getting to know this girl. So far, I like the way things are going and I feel the same vibe from her. I don't really want to write too much about this though because I don't want to jinx it and be too overbearing. Either way, I'm sure you know this feeling that I have right now. It's almost like you want time to speed up so you can get the thing that's coming up. Unfortunately, time moves at the same speed every hour of every day of every year. I guess I'll just have to keep my mind occupied with other things.
Sports Break:
So the clippers have tied their series with the suns to try to advance to the Western Conference Championships. I so hope they kick the suns asses. I really have nothing against the suns except for the fact that they took a 3-1 deficit against the lakers and turned it into a 4-3 series advancing victory over the lakers.
The cubs suck
The angels suck
For you hockey fans. (I'm not) The ducks swept their last series to advance to their conference championship matchup which is yet to be determined.
Beard Update:
I think the beard is staying. It really is turning me into the new foster. I like it and i can finally eat without worrying that there is food stuck in it. I think it gives me a new self confidence boost. Here's a pic... Let me know what you think

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